[catchall for ass the booty]

[slobjection]

Comments

[getdrekt]

Tch.

[his tail whips back and forth irritably, but he isn't leaving.]

Fine, nya. Just don't screw up on purpose, and I'll make sure you don't screw up on accident, nya.

[slobjection]

Thanks for taking care of me.

[ he's gonna work on the crust, though!!!! i refuse to describe it but he's more or less doing what asch told him to do. ]

[getdrekt]

Don't read into it, nya.

[you absolutely should though

anyway he watches phoenix making the crust, and finally smacks his hands out of the way, handing him a roll of parchment paper.]

No, nya! Your hands are too hot, now—here, line them with this, and I'll get some rice, nya.

[slobjection]

[ he's reading into it ]

[ haha. ]

Rice.... for a pie? Well, you're the expert.

[ also i can't eat pie unless it's gluten free so i refuse to researching pie crusts ]

[getdrekt]

[he scowls]

Just line them, nya!

[he comes back with a bag of rice, and assuming the pie shells are all lined with parchment paper

pours the rice on top of the paper, nearly filling them.]

There—now bake that, nya.

[???]

[slobjection]

[ yes he did it properly, don't worry. ]

Oh, to retain its shape?

[ in they go! ]

[getdrekt]

Exactly—rice is already dried, so using rice or dried beans to proof pastry is basic know-how, nya.

[he huffs.]

Baking it all at the same is just a guarantee of a mess, nya.

[slobjection]

Another tip from the pro... I'll take it to heart.

[ asch is saving the furries ]

[getdrekt]

I said this was basic stuff, nya!

[hrmph!!!

he takes a croissant off the rack and

pulls it apart over a plate, flakey bits going everywhere, and eats a piece, examining the inside as he does.

he looks? satisfied? maybe???]