slobjection | [catchall for ass the booty]

[ blind and deaf: the perfect combo. ]

So. Did anyone explain what happened to you yet?

[why would you think he'd be anywhere else but the kitchen

he's

sitting with a tray of ice cubes.

he pops one in his mouth

and just. sits there.]

[ phoenix is here with the baby tylenol to take care of baby asch!!!! also has some peas to put on his forehead and miscellaneous helpful items. ]

... Hey.

[hey there dad

it's me, ya boi

BUT HE'S FINE AND THERE'S NO REAL REASON TO WORRY... SO... MAYBE GO GET SOME SLEEP.]

[well here we are in the cursed graveyard house, dead ghosts that don't need to eat or sleep or anything!

so it makes perfect sense that asch is baking! there's nothing in sight right now other than a mixing bowl and various measuring vessels (which are soaking in the sink) and a nice smell—but probably the big giveaway is Asch pulling on the traditionally oversized oven mitts.

which he immediately stops doing, freezing, as Phoenix walks in. his cat tail goes straight up, ears flattening a little.

arrrrgh.

with no further options he just

goes back to what he's doing like phoenix isn't even in the room. because the other option is a snippy retort to cover up his embarrassment. and he doesn't want to say nya anymore around this joker.]

[ phoenix will wordlessly approach asch, wherever he is....... and give him a pudding. ]

WEEK 0, POST MOIDAH

w0 post-trial

week 1, post-investigation

WEEK 1, POST-TRIAL...

W5 SSSSSSOMETIME. WHENEVER.

week 5, friday