Are you blind, nya? Do you want a ball of glue, or a crust, nya? You'll need twice as much butter, nya. It would be better if you had some frozen ahead of time, nya!
And don't just use running water, nya! It should be ice cold, or the butter will melt, nya. Do you want flakey layers, or layer, idiot nya?
[FUCK the verbal tic, this dude can't fuckin bake!!!!!!]
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Are you blind, nya? Do you want a ball of glue, or a crust, nya? You'll need twice as much butter, nya. It would be better if you had some frozen ahead of time, nya!
And don't just use running water, nya! It should be ice cold, or the butter will melt, nya. Do you want flakey layers, or layer, idiot nya?
[FUCK the verbal tic, this dude can't fuckin bake!!!!!!]
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[ he smiles. ]
Maybe you ought to oversee me so I don't make such basic mistakes.
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[his tail whips back and forth irritably, but he isn't leaving.]
Fine, nya. Just don't screw up on purpose, and I'll make sure you don't screw up on accident, nya.
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[ he's gonna work on the crust, though!!!! i refuse to describe it but he's more or less doing what asch told him to do. ]
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[you absolutely should though
anyway he watches phoenix making the crust, and finally smacks his hands out of the way, handing him a roll of parchment paper.]
No, nya! Your hands are too hot, now—here, line them with this, and I'll get some rice, nya.
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[ haha. ]
Rice.... for a pie? Well, you're the expert.
[ also i can't eat pie unless it's gluten free so i refuse to researching pie crusts ]
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Just line them, nya!
[he comes back with a bag of rice, and assuming the pie shells are all lined with parchment paper
pours the rice on top of the paper, nearly filling them.]
There—now bake that, nya.
[???]
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Oh, to retain its shape?
[ in they go! ]
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[he huffs.]
Baking it all at the same is just a guarantee of a mess, nya.
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[ asch is saving the furries ]
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[hrmph!!!
he takes a croissant off the rack and
pulls it apart over a plate, flakey bits going everywhere, and eats a piece, examining the inside as he does.
he looks? satisfied? maybe???]