[He gives Phoenix a look because it sounds like he's being patronized.]
Jelly is better. [A pause.] Rabbits need a lot of fiber. Mostly hay, some pellets if there are some, and then a few vegetables or fruits.
Dark green vegetables--bok choy, romaine, mustard, water cress, broccoli. Skip anything with too much calcium. And as much as capitalistic society likes to say otherwise: carrots are bad for rabbits. No nuts, seeds, or grains, or alfalfa. A small amount of fruits like grapes, melon, bananas, or berries.
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[Let him give the rabbits bok choy and berries, stop. He pauses long enough to give Phoenix a judgmental, exasperated look.]
If you can't cook, don't touch anything in here. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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[ there it is. ]
Not a big jelly fan..... so that's out.
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[He looks and sounds offended, like he thinks Phoenix is implying he does not because he's stupid, not... because he's ten...]
How can you like pudding, but not jelly?
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Animal expert, are we? Mind teaching me? I'd love to learn from a master.
[ since he constantly has to feed these things anyway rip ]
Pudding is better.
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Jelly is better. [A pause.] Rabbits need a lot of fiber. Mostly hay, some pellets if there are some, and then a few vegetables or fruits.
Dark green vegetables--bok choy, romaine, mustard, water cress, broccoli. Skip anything with too much calcium. And as much as capitalistic society likes to say otherwise: carrots are bad for rabbits. No nuts, seeds, or grains, or alfalfa. A small amount of fruits like grapes, melon, bananas, or berries.
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What do you have against pudding?
[ but noting..... what do carrots have to do with capitalism. ]
[ he roots through the fridge and produces a whole ass head of broccoli ]
Think this is enough?