[Phoenix is always getting dumbass pudding out of the kitchen, so let's just meet in the kitchen.
Thought whether or not Damian is coming in to get something for himself is a mystery. He pauses just long enough to peer at Phoenix, and then keeps going on his hunt.]
[He gives Phoenix a look because it sounds like he's being patronized.]
Jelly is better. [A pause.] Rabbits need a lot of fiber. Mostly hay, some pellets if there are some, and then a few vegetables or fruits.
Dark green vegetables--bok choy, romaine, mustard, water cress, broccoli. Skip anything with too much calcium. And as much as capitalistic society likes to say otherwise: carrots are bad for rabbits. No nuts, seeds, or grains, or alfalfa. A small amount of fruits like grapes, melon, bananas, or berries.
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Thought whether or not Damian is coming in to get something for himself is a mystery. He pauses just long enough to peer at Phoenix, and then keeps going on his hunt.]
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[ not even a hi... what a rude boy ]
What are you in the mood for?
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Nothing. I'm not here for me.
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Who are you feeding?
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[Time to hunt for some scraps, or extra pieces of stuff from the fridge.]
Are you breaking things in the kitchen, Wright?
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[ there are treats.... ]
Could be, if no one's here to keep an eye on me.
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[Let him give the rabbits bok choy and berries, stop. He pauses long enough to give Phoenix a judgmental, exasperated look.]
If you can't cook, don't touch anything in here. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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[ there it is. ]
Not a big jelly fan..... so that's out.
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[He looks and sounds offended, like he thinks Phoenix is implying he does not because he's stupid, not... because he's ten...]
How can you like pudding, but not jelly?
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Animal expert, are we? Mind teaching me? I'd love to learn from a master.
[ since he constantly has to feed these things anyway rip ]
Pudding is better.
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Jelly is better. [A pause.] Rabbits need a lot of fiber. Mostly hay, some pellets if there are some, and then a few vegetables or fruits.
Dark green vegetables--bok choy, romaine, mustard, water cress, broccoli. Skip anything with too much calcium. And as much as capitalistic society likes to say otherwise: carrots are bad for rabbits. No nuts, seeds, or grains, or alfalfa. A small amount of fruits like grapes, melon, bananas, or berries.
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What do you have against pudding?
[ but noting..... what do carrots have to do with capitalism. ]
[ he roots through the fridge and produces a whole ass head of broccoli ]
Think this is enough?