slobjection | [akira catchall]

[HELLO TO YOU TOO, PHOENIX????]

Yes, I did.

[ hi!!! ]

Was it lipstick-related, by any chance?

[ he wasnt ominous on purpose im just very fucking tired ]

[a. breathless laugh]

It wasn't, no.

[MOOD THO SIPP]

[ akira's having fun (???) ]

Busy boy.

[ he has a feeling he knows but is going to change the subject. ]

You were already in the loop for the big switcharoo plan, no?

Just a little.

[he is SO TIRED AND SO AM I]

And I wouldn't as I was in on it, but. . . I've been spitballing ideas for getting everyone onto the same team, yeah.

But swapping the directors wasn't my idea.

Yes, but you and Dick seem as thick as thieves, so...

[ winks!!! ha ha funny jokes. ]

Well, if you didn't already know, we're going ahead with it. There are two other items like yours. Think they're using those ones, but wanted to make sure you were in the know.

[a soft snort. he gets it, he's amused]

We're pretty close. He's my friend-- I trust him.

[ha ha]

And thanks. I'm interested in seeing the results. I have the lipstick if anything goes wrong, too.

Sounds like we have three total, so either there's an extra step along the way, or we have a trump card.

... It'll work, though. And it'll help our sleeping friends.

[ akira should be able to guess how phoenix knows that ]